“@TheOnion: Hotels must provide a notarized letter from God or other deity when turning away a guest http://onion.com/1mFKqaJ @THill47
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Remember when people knew
@TheOnion was satire ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion perfect skew!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Enough. Enough already.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Takes a cheap shot at@MinorPlutocrat saying "Sets framework for Arizona State University first rejection"http://onion.com/1mFKqaJThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I live in Arizona, and I'm sick of our lawmakers making us look like a bunch of racist bigots!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion : "If refusing service, business owners required to spit tobacco before saying, “We don’t take kindly to you folk”'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have a note from the Flying Spaghetti Monster that declares the law to be invalid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIVE AND LET LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC, IT'S CRUEL, IT THREATHENS#humanrights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can we take his words for it? lolzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol too funny “
@TheOnion: Hotels must provide a notarized letter from God or other deity when turning away a guest" http://onion.com/1mFKqaJThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's a good trick if they can pull that one off!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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