@theonion We all know this report isn't real. We do, however, appreciate you thinking of us today!
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@AmericanAir What a pathetic bunch of (expletive deleted) types@TheOnion are, eh? -
@hurrymurray They were just having fun. Hope you're having an excellent day, Murray. -
@AmericanAir What? Publishing stuff like that and using your logo... that's fun? Oooo-kkk-ay ... -
@hurrymurray@AmericanAir Surely you are aware that TheOnion is a spoof reporting/news website almost all the time -
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@AmericanAir must be a US "thing". This side of the pond, they just look like feckin' idiots. -
@hurrymurray @_CL4RK@AmericanAir I was unaware satire was uniquely American. Thanks for the heads up, chap! -
@JerkDouglas @_CL4RK@AmericanAir American satire is uniquely American ...
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@TheOnion@AmericanAir at first glance I was a little worried until I realized it was a spoofThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@omarvillafranca This made us laugh too!
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@TheOnion@AmericanAir Clearly the Onion writer recently flew American Airlines.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AmericanAir@Repete_Smile ..I..love...it
#UniteBlueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AmericanAir you skipped Pay Toilets! They're definitely next on the "no longer freebee" listThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AmericanAir Join the club. I've been charging for air in my office since 1999.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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