“@TheOnion: Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/1lbd4ij ” @locktotheness I reviewed and I think ur safe...4now
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@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/1lbd4ij ” good life adviceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/1lbd4ij ”@BrookAWhitehead just incase...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/1lbd4ij ” HAHAHAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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ya know since we're living together now
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@TheOnion: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/1lbd4ij ” I gave this a read just so you know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I wish you posted this last week RT
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@TheOnion - She would have been better off dating a guy with no arms instead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A whole different kind of hatchet job.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/1lbd4ij ”@levinussmanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Do u have tips on how to do it on purpose?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend http://onion.com/1lbd4ij ” I LOVE The Onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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