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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2014

    Sochi’s Euthanized Dogs To Be Returned To Streets After Olympics http://onion.com/MJkcUq pic.twitter.com/LfYBMjDAGk

    12:52 PM - 21 Feb 2014
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      1. The Time Machine  ✨ ⚜️ ✨‏ @MachineBlock33 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Putin is so gay #justsayin he is not fooling anyone even his eyes look queer 8_8

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      1. Johnny Argent‏ @JohnnyArgent 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Usually, Ex-KGB strong men struck me as more soft-hearted types.

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      2. Josh Housdan‏ @housdan 21 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Sochi’s Euthanized Dogs To Be Returned To Streets After Olympics” A Strollerful of _____. @itskula

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      3. Katie‏ @itskula 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @housdan

        @housdan Strollerful of Decomposing Pug Corpses.

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      1. Katie Riley‏ @katieriley91 22 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion about dogs being euthanized in Sochi: my 10 yr. old brother said: "well at least the cats are happy" #babyonion

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      1. Angela Winters‏ @AngiewithanA 22 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Jeez!

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      1. Carsten Saager‏ @csar 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I thought you were above such boneheaded anti-Russian BS- unfollow

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      1. meg. but a lil spooky. 🎃‏ @MeganNutmeg 21 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Sochi’s Euthanized Dogs To Be Returned To Streets After Olympics http://onion.com/MJkcUq  pic.twitter.com/0TZUNev9HQ” omg

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      1. Speedline Foto‏ @speedlinefoto 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion N. and S. Korea step in with late offers of assistance to "dispose" of dog carcasses.

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      1. Marnie W‏ @coolnewme 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Makes me want to visit.

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      1. Lance Andersen‏ @gimpmo 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion - Post Soviet Russia...what a place!

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      1. DGo81‏ @DGo81 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion trying to figure out how this is in any way funny. Shameful.

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      1. Mike Mitchell‏ @Ironmikenhb 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Paula Harris‏ @442Paula 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Oh wait, I don't think they were euthanized. They were just sedated. (can you tell I'm being silly and cynical as well?)

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      1. Paula Harris‏ @442Paula 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Dogs are very tasty as well. http://youtu.be/KnKSzAaaUes  Waste not, want not!

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      1. Jamie Partin‏ @PJRA74C 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Putin should be euthanized and thrown on the streets, could the man be any more of an idiot!!!!!

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      1. smokingspirit‏ @smokingspirit 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion …http://smokingspirit123-santamorta.blogspot.com/  http://smokingspirit123.wordpress.com/  https://www.facebook.com/#!/smokingspirit123 … facebook Smok Eingspirit

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      1. David Curry Holmes‏ @workingwithdave 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Looks like he is saying "We will bury you!!".

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