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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2014

    German Leaders Quietly Confident They Could Pull Off Another Holocaust If They Ever Really Wantedhttp://onion.com/1myBHa4 

    11:38 AM - 21 Feb 2014
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    26 replies 97 retweets 104 likes
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      2. diatom diva‏ @KnittingEntropy 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion uhh, bad taste.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. La Rouche‏ @Gucci_Br0wn 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @KnittingEntropy

        @KnittingEntropy @TheOnion It's The Onion...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. diatom diva‏ @KnittingEntropy 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @Gucci_Br0wn

        @OaklandBlack usually their humor is good and in good taste or at least neutral. I find this to be rather offensive & I'm not a prude. :/

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. La Rouche‏ @Gucci_Br0wn 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @KnittingEntropy

        @KnittingEntropy I understand

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. Brenton Williams‏ @brentonwilli 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That's not funny

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      2. Mick Gallagher‏ @macneillica 23 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This time though, could they kill the Muslims?

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      3. Mick Gallagher‏ @macneillica 23 Feb 2014
        Replying to @macneillica

        @TheOnion I'm kidding, of course. Lighten up. Kill the French.

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      1. Alan Posner‏ @alanposnermd 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I agree' over the line.

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      1. Geoffrey Silverstein‏ @GeoffreySilvers 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion over the line

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      1. Progressives Aren't‏ @AchDuLibrtarian 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion HuffPo demands your apology to the gay community.

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @Spadafora1023

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @bennyfish19 @jb_5192

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      1. Brent Legum Levenson‏ @BRNT_BRNT_BRNT 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I remember when your articles were funny

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      1. Anne Howell‏ @familywhistle 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion : (

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      1. Taylor✭‏ @TMRook 21 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: German Leaders Quietly Confident They Could Pull Off Another Holocaust If They Ever Really Wanted http://onion.com/1myBHa4 ” hahaha

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      1. Samy Benzekry‏ @TheBenz2000 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I really wonder why such an insipid thought is even entertained?

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      1. 𝕭𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝕻𝖎𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖗‏ @WilliamPieper 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion you beautiful bastards.

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      1. sasnaK sama‏ @TheRight_Angle 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion tht shit was fucking hilarious, lol great article

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