@TheOnion this isa complete slam 2 Christianity & is in no way an accurate depiction of our beliefs. Not your proudest moment. Unfollowing.
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@JessWard10@TheOnion Well said! I#agree with you #100%! :-). Spread the#word my#friend!
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@TheOnion@mynameisjuan4 probably one of the funniest things I have readThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@innergothic Not his fault. Secular humanists snuck Viagra into his milk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you are even more ignorant for printing this articleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and not the correct witness for Jesus Christ our Lord and saviourThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the erection is a gift from GOD. I am a Christian and these people are idiotsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A group of prayer warriors are going to offer healing to the troubled man by laying hands on his erection so he can walk anew.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This once happened to me. But I prayed it away.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not exactly his biggest test of faith, if you know what i'm sayinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JessWard10 Thou doth protest too much. I'm not saying which one of you... Just saying it's not@TheOnion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Way to go at accurately portraying how Christians on my campus view sexThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"This is a man who has children! He’s got that… that thing under the same roof as his kids!” http://onion.com/1daPyts (via
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@TheOnion Brilliant - as ever!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what the heck is this?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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