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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Feb 2014

    "This is a man who has children! He’s got that… that thing under the same roof as his kids!” http://onion.com/1daPyts pic.twitter.com/IrTSqcJxH2

    9:15 AM - 21 Feb 2014
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      2. J E S S I C A W A R D‏ @wardchasinviews 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this isa complete slam 2 Christianity & is in no way an accurate depiction of our beliefs. Not your proudest moment. Unfollowing.

        3 replies 4 retweets 1 like
      3. Punished‏ @joshcook1880 22 Feb 2014
        Replying to @wardchasinviews

        @JessWard10 @TheOnion Well said! I #agree with you #100%! :-). Spread the #word my #friend!

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      1. Larry Batliner‏ @fratliner 21 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @mynameisjuan4 probably one of the funniest things I have read

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      1. Anne M. Pillsworth‏ @AnneMPillsworth 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @innergothic Not his fault. Secular humanists snuck Viagra into his milk.

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      1. Edward J Rose‏ @edwardjrose1 24 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion you are even more ignorant for printing this article

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      1. Edward J Rose‏ @edwardjrose1 24 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion and not the correct witness for Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour

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      1. Edward J Rose‏ @edwardjrose1 24 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion the erection is a gift from GOD. I am a Christian and these people are idiots

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      1. Robert W. Scruggs‏ @RobertWScruggs 22 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion A group of prayer warriors are going to offer healing to the troubled man by laying hands on his erection so he can walk anew.

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      1. TheJukeboxLoser‏ @TheJukeboxLoser 22 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion This once happened to me. But I prayed it away.

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      1. Robert W. Scruggs‏ @RobertWScruggs 22 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Ol' Dirty Thuggery‏ @lemontiter 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion not exactly his biggest test of faith, if you know what i'm sayin

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      1. WTF Jones‏ @WTFJones 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @JessWard10 Thou doth protest too much. I'm not saying which one of you... Just saying it's not @TheOnion.

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      1. Mingle Kelingle‏ @MingleKelingle 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Way to go at accurately portraying how Christians on my campus view sex

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      1. Jack Caulfield‏ @jackcaulfield 21 Feb 2014
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        "This is a man who has children! He’s got that… that thing under the same roof as his kids!” http://onion.com/1daPyts  (via @TheOnion)

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      1. Naja pallida‏ @naja_pallida 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @aravosis That's unfortunate, because we all know that life begins at erection.

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      1. Laundry Turgeon‏ @olekzap 21 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: goddamnit lol http://onion.com/1daPyts  pic.twitter.com/xt2xWLCCDR”

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      1. Les H‏ @hudsonlw 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Brilliant - as ever!

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      1. NerakSdrawkcab‏ @twitnew14kl 21 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion what the heck is this?!

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