@TheOnion this is the funniest thing I've ever read. Whoever came up with this concept deserves a raise.
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@TheOnion@ACasualStampede this cant be realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or he died because he had@DIRECTV and didn't realize that the gorilla really was a tornado and he had no warning#stormDirectvThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Those never end well MT
@TheOnion: Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With GorillaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla http://onion.com/1fApCrW ” I downright guffawed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought the story would have ended in him being a hardcore gamer with his gorilla being Donkey Kong.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he shouldn't have paid more for cableThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pretty sure its because he realized that@DIRECTV wasn't worth all the trouble!#stormDirectvThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla http://onion.com/1fApCrW ”@insulinshots@PaulKeller2 this a MUST read -
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@TheOnion@PaulKeller2 "after all, the gorilla is still in the basement". That's gold
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla http://onion.com/1fApCrW ” I think this is a story we can all relate to.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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