@TheOnion:Yesterday's Top Story:Emergency Crews Attempt To Rescue Olympic Figure Skater Who Fell Through Ice http://onion.com/1fApicC@kbellii
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@TheOnion - Great Article! Hey -@KirkMusick@bpaxton did you guys see this happen? -
@davidmarple@TheOnion@bpaxton Do you think Tommy will bring this up? -
@KirkMusick@TheOnion@bpaxton@TommyWBall - most likely.
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@TheOnion This story is a Satire-use of humor, irony, exaggeration, ridicule to expose or criticize people's stupidity or vices#DontMisleadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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