@benjamindc94 MT @TheOnion: TIP: Tape ham to your tongue and absorb the taste throughout the day without swallowingpic.twitter.com/uXX5wGodZP
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@benjamindc94 MT @TheOnion: TIP: Tape ham to your tongue and absorb the taste throughout the day without swallowingpic.twitter.com/uXX5wGodZP
@kimuong_il HAHA! "Other reasons to drink: you forgot to recycle"
“@TheOnion: TIP: Tape ham to your tongue and absorb the taste throughout the day without swallowing” @lindssjean remind you of anything?
@nikkibetro hahahahaha oh my god this is perfect 
@lindssjean you were ahead of the game 
@nikkibetro I was a fucked up child
@JohnBrancy RT @TheOnion: TIP: Tape ham to your tongue and absorb the taste throughout the day without swallowing http://onion.com/1mtJciw
#HAMMIER “@TheOnion: TIP: Tape ham to your tongue and absorb the taste throughout the day without swallowing pic.twitter.com/9iU3pwouP8”
@TheOnion Which is the best ham/tape combination to use?
@TheOnion @TheCottonTrader that makes me want to hurl! 
@TheOnion This is genius! Although, I would prefer bacon or gummy worms.
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“@TheOnion: TIP: Tape ham to your tongue and absorb the taste throughout the day without swallowing"
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“@TheOnion: TIP: Tape ham to your tongue and absorb the taste throughout the day without swallowing http://onion.com/1mtJciw " @ekfoodoftheday
@theonion Introducing Hall's Ham Lozenges
@frankiesachs No, it just attracts dogs.
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