@TheOnion I'd let her give me HPV.
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@theonion This wouldn't have happened had Nancy's parents got her vaccinated.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How about by word of mouth?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@marstraveler If only you weren't illiterate, you might be able to read the involved legislation.
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@TheOnion: "HPV doesn’t usually spread by mouth but by hands and genitalia!" http://onion.com/1gACWjP pic.twitter.com/NwzdxmX5Ib#tcot
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