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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Feb 2014

    An error in last week's horoscope has resulted in you having an encounter with a tall dark strangler | Horoscopes:http://onion.com/1gAtOfe 

    8:21 AM - 18 Feb 2014
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    • John Merino Shallremainnameless Shengnan Yang Eoin Keane Alster Love the 1st Amendment Early Voting is 10/22 to 11/2 👻ndrew 🗡🎃wnley Mark Fierro
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      1. Adam Maynard‏ @agmaynard 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I think you mean horrorscope

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      1. Brian Wheeler‏ @brianwheel 18 Feb 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: An error in last week's horoscope has resulted in you having an encounter with a tall dark strangler:http://onion.com/1gAtOfe 

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      1. Cheryl Lasseter WLBT‏Verified account @CherylLasseter 18 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: An error in last wk's horoscope has resulted in u having an encounter with a tall dark strangler: http://onion.com/1gAtOfe ” HAHA!

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      1. Charlie Crumm‏ @crummc 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion definitely adding that tweet to my site. http://rbl.ms/1cr5BGs 

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      1. Michelle‏ @meeki1987 18 Feb 2014
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        Michelle Retweeted The Onion

        @TheOnion https://twitter.com/theonion/status/435811194209710080 … Moustache Rides Taurus spot on I say :) although currently not much money made unfortunately :,(

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        An error in last week's horoscope has resulted in you having an encounter with a tall dark strangler | Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1gAtOfe 
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      1. TheTardisTart‏ @tardis_tart 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion that's hilarious...No. Wait.

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      1. Julia  🎃 👻spooksonpaws 👻 🍂‏ @kitsonpaws 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion OMG CAPRICORN highly accurate 10/10

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      1. Maureen Newell‏ @sayheymo 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion it's about@timejust saying

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      1. Dana Henderson‏ @Danachele 18 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Err in last weeks horoscope has resulted in having an encounter with a tall dark strangler | Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1gAtOfe ”

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      1. 𝕁𝕒𝕪𝕒 𝔻𝕦𝕓𝕖𝕪‏ @msjdubey 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion And the dark strangler wasn't even a stranger!

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      1. Harry Callahan‏ @Harry_CalIahan 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Stay outta Boston.

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      1. David Mason‏ @Rambuscothebook 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion YES...........he was driving an old Land @MarsCuriosity

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