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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Feb 2014

    Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte pic.twitter.com/4sWyV5OyL9

    11:04 AM - 14 Feb 2014
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      1. Skylemming‏ @Skylemming 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion It's funny because it's true.

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      2. Hi‏ @rhaber84 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion there is nothing funny about this tweet. we live this.

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      1. rebeccabeu‏ @rebeccabeu 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @destroyerofmen 😂😂😂

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      1. sarah frey‏ @sarahfreyal 14 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte  pic.twitter.com/6mGgOOlr20” 😂haha

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      1. Marie‏ @mariemarie0 14 Feb 2014
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        I feel this way. MT @TheOnion Girlfriends Admit AbsolutelyEverything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte pic.twitter.com/bdZyqQod64

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      1. BILL LEE‏ @gmailbill 12 Apr 2015
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        @TheOnion Why Pay More? Compare Genova Jewelry Bracelets $39 Lifetime Warranty Pandora Bracelets $700 1year warranty http://www.genovajewelry.com/?ap_id=566515 

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      1. Sarah BN‏ @sbnbn6 18 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion bahaha...no, but seriously...

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      1. Evan Cowit‏ @EvanC68 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion So I guess I should get rid of the chocolate heart from the 99 cent store

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      1. Elizabeth Ullrich‏ @lizullrich 14 Feb 2014
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        So funny! RT @TheOnion: Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte pic.twitter.com/k9x1NgNGcX

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      1. kt Jay‏ @katiejay7 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @BUhlenhake I beg to differ!

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      1. Vergel‏ @odd_bloke_ 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Paul Hardy‏ @PabloDurissimo 14 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte  pic.twitter.com/Z0EqrfAgpj”

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      1. Mr. Toad‏ @TheCookieBelly 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion after 9 years, I finally got a heart shaped box of good chocolates. Now I'm eating away almost 10 years of secret disappointment.

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      1.  ❄️Lady AC  ❄️‏ @_LadyAC_ 14 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte  pic.twitter.com/gqhGvzDxGn” 😂

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      1. Spooky 🎃 Flirt Gamer‏ @NFlirtGamer 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion You forgot to mention that #boyfriend/#husband must remember "our song" & either sing or make sure it is playing in background ^.^

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      1. David Lippner‏ @DaveyLipps 14 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte  pic.twitter.com/yjT23VjtMP” great

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      1. jeffster‏ @WeberRibs 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Too funny!!

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      1. Ray Burger‏ @RayBurger 14 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion - it's on page 396 of the #boyfriend/#husband manual never to believe any woman that says V Day is dumb. #ItMatters

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