@TheOnion It's funny because it's true.
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@TheOnion there is nothing funny about this tweet. we live this. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte pic.twitter.com/6mGgOOlr20”
haha
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I feel this way. MT
@TheOnion Girlfriends Admit AbsolutelyEverything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte pic.twitter.com/bdZyqQod64
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@TheOnion Why Pay More? Compare Genova Jewelry Bracelets $39 Lifetime Warranty Pandora Bracelets $700 1year warranty http://www.genovajewelry.com/?ap_id=566515Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bahaha...no, but seriously...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So I guess I should get rid of the chocolate heart from the 99 cent storeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So funny! RT
@TheOnion: Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte pic.twitter.com/k9x1NgNGcX
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@TheOnion@BUhlenhake I beg to differ!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion after 9 years, I finally got a heart shaped box of good chocolates. Now I'm eating away almost 10 years of secret disappointment.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You forgot to mention that#boyfriend/#husband must remember "our song" & either sing or make sure it is playing in background ^.^Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Nation’s Girlfriends Admit Absolutely Everything Riding On Valentine’s Day http://onion.com/1dtuIte pic.twitter.com/yjT23VjtMP” great
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@TheOnion Too funny!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - it's on page 396 of the#boyfriend/#husband manual never to believe any woman that says V Day is dumb.#ItMattersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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