@TheOnion dam right lol
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@TheOnion [American Voices] “The Constitution clearly states that I can be as big a prick as I want.”http://onion.com/1bpFTEsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] “The Constitution clearly states that I can be as big a prick as I want.” http://onion.com/1bpFTEs ” fuck yes !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My dogs want to be declared legal "persons" entitled to free speech. Then they can bark all night and annoy my neighbors. -
@viola_wise@TheOnion Just get him or her incorporated.
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@TheOnion ...and can bear arms... which is actually "the norm" for any animal really. I don't know if I would personally want mine so hairy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And so many Americans take advantage of that opportunity. https://twitter.com/theonion/status/433724846023798784 … via
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