“@TheOnion: Inspired Man Bolts Out Of Bed At 3 A.M. To Jot Down Great New Worry http://onion.com/1ohlXXp ” Too close for comfort.
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@TAZ33254 Immediately following the thought was this reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3xopNvnyps&feature=youtube_gdata_player …
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@TheOnion: Inspired Man Bolts Out of Bed at 3 A.M. To Jot Down New Worry http://onion.com/1ohlXXP ": His Wife Had It Covered 11 Yrs AgoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Make that..."inspired woman"....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Inspired Man Bolts Out Of Bed At 3 A.M. To Jot Down Great New Worry http://onion.com/1ohlXXp ” too realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Antes de dormir aliste pluma ynotepad"
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@TheOnion: Inspired Man Bolts Out Of Bed At 3 A.M. To Jot Down Great New Worry http://onion.com/1ohlXXp ” LOL!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Another fixed Best in Show win for Westminster. Whomever has the most money behind the dig wins. Never the best dog!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Haha! RT
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Hahahahaoh fuck it just kill me. RT
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