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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2014

    Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fighthttp://onion.com/1ohgwb9 

    5:15 PM - 11 Feb 2014
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      1. Pinups For Pitbulls‏ @Pinups4Pitbulls 12 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion we are horrified that you would make satire of dogfighting and further perpetuating myths about pit bull types. Dogs are innocent.

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      1. Dissident Rage‏ @DissidentRage 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I heard Michael Vick was a guest judge.

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      1. SonjaShootEmUp‏ @SonjaShootEmUp 13 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion it's not really satire when so many people see these amazing dogs as monsters and have so many outlets to cement their views.

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      1. Amanda‏ @SpoonieDiva 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I hope the p.o.s who wrote this and the editor that approved it get ass raped by Michael Vick & due a horrible anus related death

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      1. Mario Lanza‏ @MarioJLanza 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Awesome! Love the picture.

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      1. Emily‏ @monsterber 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion this post disgusts me and makes me question ever liking the onion in the first place #unfollow #mypitbullisfamily

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      1. Scooby Belmont‏ @Ralurard 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion This "funny" article is really fucked up guys. Pitbulls already have it hard enough without you making it worse. Take it down.

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      1. Foothills‏ @foothlls 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion nooo. why?

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      1. RIGHTEOUSHOOLIGAN‏ @mariocotto 12 Feb 2014
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        NITRO?!?! OMG RT @TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fighthttp://onion.com/1ohgwb9 

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      1. Shannageddon‏ @shannonpbnj 12 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1ohgwb9 ”because pitbulls don't get enough undeserved negative press?

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      1. Shannageddon‏ @shannonpbnj 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion utterly disgusting, in terribly poor taste. Consider yourself down the support of a very large community.

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      1. Capt Chaos‏ @CaptChaos37206 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion dog fightin jumps up&down on a nerve.Poor taste my friend.please reconsider&remove this story.2 many idiots may be empowered by it

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      1. HARMARSCH 🇨🇦 (Harold)‏ @HOPESOWNER 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion pit Bulls and Bull Breeds need all the positive press they can get. They don't need you clowns making things worse.

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      1. HARMARSCH 🇨🇦 (Harold)‏ @HOPESOWNER 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion is this supposed to be funny? It's not.

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      1. ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็|||‏ @THE_TERRORIZER 11 Feb 2014
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        *FUCKING DIES* “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1ohgwb9 ”

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      1. Cantante Cerdo‏ @cantante_cerdo 11 Feb 2014
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        @mattufford Might liven things up a bit RT "@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1ohgwb9 ”

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      1. sick minded‏ @Sick_minded_ 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion nitro!

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      1. henry st. pierre‏ @henrysebby 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion nitro pls

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