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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2014

    Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racisthttp://onion.com/1fXvmNH 

    3:15 PM - 11 Feb 2014
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    13 replies 210 retweets 172 likes
      1. Michael Geiger‏ @michaelgeiger13 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha would you look at that? @johngeig RT “@TheOnion: Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist http://onion.com/1fXvmNH ”

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      2. moth dan 💡‏ @damngoldberg 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist http://onion.com/1fXvmNH ” @thealexemorales

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      1. cuck crone (humble, trustworthy, & unspooky)‏ @MemeVVitch 17 Mar 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Man, I just re-read this article and it still fucking blows.

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      1. Aconcernedcitizen777‏ @7Bunch 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion its a joke people for Christ's sake

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      1. Ryan Spooner‏ @RyantheSpoon 12 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @matthew I lol'd

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      2. cuck crone (humble, trustworthy, & unspooky)‏ @MemeVVitch 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it's incredible the way ya'll whiplash between incisive social commentary and reactionary idiot bullshit, often in the same issue

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      3. cuck crone (humble, trustworthy, & unspooky)‏ @MemeVVitch 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @MemeVVitch

        @TheOnion if The Onion were either a democracy or a reality tv show, I'd vote this dingus writer out.

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      2. cuck crone (humble, trustworthy, & unspooky)‏ @MemeVVitch 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Perhaps structural racism is reinforced conservative policies???? Get your shit together, Bulb.

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      3. gallant dimwit‏ @Q________Q 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @MemeVVitch

        @MugabeGlasses @TheOnion lmao at "Bulb"

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      1. The Brevity Artist (Ha Ha)‏ @chickensheets 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist http://onion.com/1fXvmNH ” I <3 you, Georgia Dominick!

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      1. J.P. Jenney  🇺🇸‏ @itsthemacguy 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist http://onion.com/1fXvmNH ” Haha

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      1. Sportscaduceus‏ @Sportscaduceus 11 Feb 2014
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        Well deserved biting satire. RT @TheOnion: Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist http://onion.com/1fXvmNH 

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      2. Sarah Schuster‏Verified account @saraheliztweets 11 Feb 2014
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        Attn: @hella_mendonca RT @TheOnion: Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racisthttp://onion.com/1fXvmNH 

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      3. Ella‏ @hella_mendonca 11 Feb 2014
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        @imjustsarah_shh @TheOnion dying i love it.

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      1.  ☠️  👻  🎃 GHOULio  🎃  👻  ☠️‏ @giulio_plans 11 Feb 2014
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        Yup RT “@TheOnion: Conservative Acquaintance Annoyingly Not Racist http://onion.com/1fXvmNH ”

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