“@TheOnion: If God asks you to sacrifice your son, do it | More Tips For Disciplining Your Kids: http://onion.com/1bSOL3h ”@jkilgore #lifesaver
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@TheOnion how can god ask such a thing? Didn't you say he was put down earlier due to old age?#euthanasiaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Huh and huh?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@austinkleon im a little worried some idiot will actually try these. :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: If God asks you to sacrifice your son, do it | More Tips For Disciplining Your Kids: http://onion.com/1bSOL3h ” great#parenting!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Summerhill seems so long ago
@TheOnion ;-) MT If God says sacrifice your son, do it | Tips on Disciplining Your Kids:http://onion.com/1bSOL3hThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And when you've done it he will say he never meant it after all#Genesis22Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@millieohhyeahh@TheOnion oh my god that's hilarious
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@TheOnion But seriously, who would murder or "sacrifice" their child today to save the world? Things that make you go hmmmm....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion brilliant.
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@TheOnion http://i.imgur.com/UegUJcU.jpg Couldn't Stop LaughingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tricky hoes can be hostages also, and the most afraid, huh bitch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion There is a lot of sacrificing that goes on in parenting...Good 1 though!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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