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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2014

    If God asks you to sacrifice your son, do it | More Tips For Disciplining Your Kids:http://onion.com/1bSOL3h 

    12:21 PM - 11 Feb 2014
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      1. Travis Randolph‏ @CallmeTravy 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: If God asks you to sacrifice your son, do it | More Tips For Disciplining Your Kids: http://onion.com/1bSOL3h ”@jkilgore #lifesaver

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      1. Plant Ecologist‏ @plant_ecologist 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @professorgal Good one!

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      1. Blake‏ @blakcfea 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion how can god ask such a thing? Didn't you say he was put down earlier due to old age? #euthanasia

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      1. Laurie‏ @LavalleeCA 11 Feb 2014
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        .@TheOnion Huh and huh?

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      1. poison pen‏ @realpoisonpen 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @austinkleon im a little worried some idiot will actually try these. :(

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      1. Kim G‏ @Simply179Gs 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: If God asks you to sacrifice your son, do it | More Tips For Disciplining Your Kids: http://onion.com/1bSOL3h ” great #parenting!

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      1. Andy Potter‏ @eapotterjr 11 Feb 2014
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        Summerhill seems so long ago @TheOnion ;-) MT If God says sacrifice your son, do it | Tips on Disciplining Your Kids:http://onion.com/1bSOL3h 

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      1. Tim Green‏ @Tim_Green1 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion And when you've done it he will say he never meant it after all #Genesis22

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      2. Big Mill‏ @millieohhyeahh 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: If God asks you to sacrifice your son, do it | More Tips For Disciplining Your Kids: http://onion.com/1bSOL3h ” @A_yeag19 me

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      3. Allyson Yeager‏ @A_yeag19 11 Feb 2014
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        @millieohhyeahh @TheOnion oh my god that's hilarious

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      1. ♕ Staci ♕‏ @StaciJigsaw 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion But seriously, who would murder or "sacrifice" their child today to save the world? Things that make you go hmmmm....

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      2. Patty Mayonnaise‏ @pattymayo247 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: If God asks you to sacrifice your son, do it | More Tips For Disciplining Your Kids: http://onion.com/1bSOL3h ” @charliestroble

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      3. Charlie Stroble‏ @charliestroble 11 Feb 2014
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        @PictureLadyKC @TheOnion brilliant.

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      1. Santo de Tejas‏ @SantoDeTejas 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion http://i.imgur.com/UegUJcU.jpg  Couldn't Stop Laughing

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      1. Jay Love‏ @JayBirdOne 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Tricky hoes can be hostages also, and the most afraid, huh bitch.

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      1. Hasana‏ @Hasana45160079 11 Feb 2014
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        @theonion There is a lot of sacrificing that goes on in parenting...Good 1 though!

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