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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2014

    College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000http://onion.com/1bSIm87 

    11:47 AM - 11 Feb 2014
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      1. Josh Block‏Verified account @JoshBlockNYC 13 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        On to #LawSchool to add "another $200,000 in tuition bills" RT @TheOnion College Grad 1st In Family To Waste $160,000http://onion.com/1bSIm87 

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      1. ТGe.СОMРАNY - PROМOTION FОR IСО РROJeСTS‏ @sigridmckay 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ” literally me.

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      2. MonicaJ‏ @MonMonJ29 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SukyT91 @jpkarlsson Lolllll... oh shit, that's me... :/

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      3. Vasuky Thiru‏ @SukyT91 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @MonMonJ29

        @mjoshi29 @TheOnion @jpkarlsson well, that's my goal :)

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      1. Benjamin Duff‏ @benjduff 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ”@BillySanders12 @RachkSexton this is about Jake

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      1. Sergio Urzua‏ @surzua_chile 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Check our recent paper on this issue: http://www.econweb.umd.edu/~prada/PradaUrzua.pdf …

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      1. 𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝‏ @BedtimeBroccoli 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion English Major?

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      1. spooky john  👻‏ @johnnymifsud 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000” #lol

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      2. Courtney‏ @TheBiggestKiki 11 Feb 2014
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        @karleynel ;) #yolo? #jk “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ”

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      1. BigDaddy1978‏ @BigDaddy1978 20 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ” thought onion only did satire!

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      1. katelyn harper‏ @kharpersays 11 Feb 2014
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        It hurts. “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ”

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      1. Matthew J. McDonald‏ @mattmc13 11 Feb 2014
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        This is not a joke. “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ”

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      1. Brenda Ohryn‏ @beem75 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ” yep...it was me!

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      1. Osmosis Jones‏ @TheGuze 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ” lmaoooo

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      1. Master XL‏ @DrMasterBastard 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion The Prissy part of University costs more, I like extra BS and ivy. IVY seams to cost too much but Im too dumb to see it. #IVYHYPE

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      1. AcidAlkaline YinYang‏ @askdrgracelee 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @stephenkruiser There should not be price on education.

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      1. Lucky Prak‏ @cactusprak 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ” #nailedit

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      1. Holli Melancon‏ @holli_con 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 http://onion.com/1bSIm87 ” #prettymuch

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