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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2014

    Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u pic.twitter.com/3DoX7IVRSL

    10:55 AM - 11 Feb 2014
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    67 replies 669 retweets 458 likes
      1. Abi Tate  ☠️  🕷‏ @bABIgirl2014 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u  pic.twitter.com/12BeCY63Qg” this is a sick joke right!?

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      1. Alyssa Homan‏ @alyssahoman 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Oh good. Let's perpetuate that stereotype satirically. That won't be a hinderance in any way! (Yes, that is sarcasm you detect.)

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      2. Stephie Haynes‏Verified account @CrooklynMMA 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Satire or not, this is a colossally dumb piece that adds to the breed specific fears that already run rampant. Idiot move, Onion.

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      2. WiJoMa‏ @WiJoMa2 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @alyssahoman @CrooklynMMA You're both assuming that Nitro is the big dog.

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      3. Alyssa Homan‏ @alyssahoman 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @WiJoMa2

        @WiJoMa2 @TheOnion @CrooklynMMA I am? They state it very clearly in their farcical article. The thing I read and then commented on.

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      1. Joseph Brown‏ @stljosephb 14 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u  pic.twitter.com/TGfQBTFcCO” @themartybark

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      1. Drew Morton‏ @thecinemadoctor 11 Feb 2014
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        Hey @ch_eekygirl... @TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u  pic.twitter.com/Xii4v9HrBg”

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      1. WiJoMa‏ @WiJoMa2 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @alyssahoman @CrooklynMMA Wait, I'm supposed to read stuff instead of just look at pictures? Great...

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      1. Kristen Avery‏ @KristenAvery 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u  pic.twitter.com/xlFWF2UTW1” @J_Baldinger

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      1. Mariana Y‏ @MarianaY5 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion This truly is disgusting. There is nothing funny about dogfighting.

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      1. erik abriss‏ @AbrissErik 11 Feb 2014
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        😂😂😂 RT @TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u pic.twitter.com/YWgp4C2SB6

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      1. north american scum‏ @KnifeNotknife 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u  pic.twitter.com/2Lv3q0FpHd” @MikeVick

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      1. Titan Auto & Tire‏ @MyTitanAuto 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @RCRedskins yikes poor little dog!

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      1. Mariana Y‏ @MarianaY5 11 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Not funny.

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      1. Dachshund Days‏ @DachsundDays 11 Feb 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u pic.twitter.com/b1CaoGYJm8

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      1. Paul Kersey‏ @PK411911 18 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u "pic.twitter.com/qmM5axqOGR

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      1. Jack‏ @jeprvp 13 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. joe cordonnier‏ @305mrc 11 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nitro Expected To Win Westminster Dog Fight http://onion.com/1bSvE9u  pic.twitter.com/MWix1i3xOp” @vmamrhenson or there's this.

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