“@TheOnion: Your life will continue on pretty much the way it always has | Your Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1bJ1qm5 ” @Elibbydee
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@jmjkamp thanks Johnny! Might call ya on Thursday when I throw my toaster in the tub :)#itcouldhappen#horoscopesaretruth
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@TheOnion@katiewestrich I know how much you love horoscopes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Things will happen today. You will react. Other things will happen as a result of your reactions.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your life will continue on pretty much the way it always has | Your Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1bJ1qm5 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Siiiiiiigggggghhhhhhh. RT
@TheOnion Your life will continue on pretty much the way it always has | Your Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1bJ1qm5Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your life will continue on pretty much the way it always has | Your Horoscopes: http://onion.com/1bJ1qm5 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's probably the most accurate horoscope i'll ever getThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@shelleycarroll@TheOnion "You're thrashing about in ecstasy"? Beautiful!
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@TheOnion lol lmao. love the onion!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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