@TheOnion Remember when he piddled on the floor? He was so ashamed! We didn't even have to punish him! He was such a good boy!
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@TheOnion He was a good God. He sure did love his kibble!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I suppose putting God down was a blessing.........Imagine what the incontinent stage would have been like :sThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's faking it. Will come back next season! It was all a bad dream!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion elohim death panelesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion damn the FDA -- it messed up with the excecution drugs, and God also got a late-nite reprieve from Lucifer. . .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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