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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Feb 2014

    Michael Sam Hoping Sexuality Won’t Be Issue In Locker Room Full Of Testosterone-Fueled Former High School Bullies http://onion.com/1dd4Dia 

    10:48 AM - 10 Feb 2014
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      2. wayne newman‏ @swsnewjersey 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane because all nfl players were high school bullies huh? smh

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      3. DUDE‏ @Moviemagician1 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @swsnewjersey

        @swsnewjersey @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane One letter change in your last name and youre a rich singer Wayne

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. wayne newman‏ @swsnewjersey 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @Moviemagician1

        @Moviemagician1 lmao

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      2. UrsusMaritimus‏ @ursus_marit 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion he's unfortunately not going to get the kind of Incognito he's hoping for

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. AJ the Geek‏ @aj_the_geek 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @ursus_marit

        @ursus_marit LOL I see what you did there.

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      4. UrsusMaritimus‏ @ursus_marit 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @aj_the_geek

        @aj_the_geek :) I followed because you are a Rush and Niners fan from Maryland (like me!; though I love the Ravens too.)

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      5. AJ the Geek‏ @aj_the_geek 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @ursus_marit

        @ursus_marit Thanks! Following back.

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      6. UrsusMaritimus‏ @ursus_marit 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @aj_the_geek

        @aj_the_geek sweet! rock on.

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      1. Patch Adams‏ @TheRealP_O 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @A_R_O19 how funny is this headline ^^^

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      1. Wendy Fitzpatrick‏ @Menders1 11 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane *sigh* here comes another flood!

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      1. Paul D. Terrazas‏ @Pdterrazas47 10 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane DUMMIES...

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      1. Andrei Torres‏ @bellis0001 10 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion do they need a girl addicted to sex on birth control?

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      1. eran gadot‏ @erangadot 10 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

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      1. eran gadot‏ @erangadot 10 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane 👀📚👓Supernatural Hero (Action & Adventure) (Comics & Graphic Novels)http://amzn.com/B00G3J1XGC 

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      1. Angela‏ @angsmidge 10 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Michael Sam Hoping Sexuality Won’t Be Issue In Locker Room Full Of Testosterone-Fueled Former High School Bullies" haha

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      1. Erich Krauss~£€o‏ @NaturalLeo 10 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Just because he's gay doesn't mean his Testosterone levels are lower than any of his teammates. Use thought that's Stereotyping-ek

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      1. phunny fat punk‏ @licenseless00 10 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane dont see the issue with it... should be able to play with balls like the rest of them

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