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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Feb 2014

    POLL: What Was Your Favorite Part Of The Sochi Opening Ceremony?http://onion.com/1lKGTHx 

    7:45 AM - 8 Feb 2014
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    34 replies 35 retweets 36 likes
      1. SCOTUS Frat Puke‏ @JenD1974 8 Feb 2014
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        .@TheOnion It had to be the "acid test" Teletubbies like thing

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      1. Jacob Payne‏ @cattleprod 8 Feb 2014
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        KY: "Nesting doll shit" RT @TheOnion: POLL: What Was Your Favorite Part Of The Sochi Opening Ceremony?http://onion.com/1lKGTHx 

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      1. Dhani Schimizzi‏ @IMeternalboy 10 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Those WHITE HORSES gave it a spiritual TENOR If you're not watching #SOCHI you're missing out on the world making LOVE 2 itself!

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      1. Mark Bergman‏ @DrMarkBergman 9 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion the Asia ring decided to go its own way. #Sochi2014

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      1. Sports By Devesh‏ @SportsByDevesh 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Breaking News: No one knows where Sochi is: http://sportsbydevesh.wordpress.com/2014/02/07/breaking-news-no-one-knows-where-sochi-is/ … #Olympics #Olympics2014

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      1. Hard Boiled Eggs‏ @Bobsugardotcom 8 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: What Was Your Favorite Part Of The Sochi Opening Ceremony? http://onion.com/1lKGTHx ” #flags!

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      1. Isaac Hoskins‏ @isaachoskins 8 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: POLL: What Was Your Favorite Part Of The Sochi Opening Ceremony? http://onion.com/1lKGTHx ”@jmarrsofDOOM

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      1. Capt Chaos‏ @CaptChaos37206 8 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion boycotted. too much negative shit going down in russia w/anti-lbgt and anti-dogs. not there to confirm/deny but cant all be lies

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      1. Jeffrey Gabbard‏ @jgabbard42 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion probably where they used a flamethrower on the stray dogs.

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      1. Ed Uyeshima‏ @EdUyeshima 8 Feb 2014
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        Snort. @TheOnion POLL: What Was Your Favorite Part Of The Sochi Opening Ceremony? http://onion.com/1lKGTHx  #SochiFail

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      1. Joseph Frank Ruiz‏ @Blood_Fox26 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion when it ended

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      1. TheWorkersFist☭‏ @WooComrade 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion turning it off.

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      1. Scott Reoch‏ @s_reoch 8 Feb 2014
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        "@TheOnion: What Was Your Favorite Part Of The Sochi Opening Ceremony? http://onion.com/1lKGTHx " The shout out to the viewers from the Gulags

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      1. Ricky‏ @Soren72 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion when I decided to go to bed

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      1. Michael Rock‏ @RockMIKERock 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion When it ended!

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      1. Ms Galahad‏ @flipsville 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion The scary part in which everything was covered in red depicting the blood of Stalin's victims.

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      1. Clayton LaPlant‏ @clayton988 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Putin wrastling those Amur Tigers. Amazing.

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      1. Adam Long‏ @Long1897 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I loved the re-enactment of the Trotsky assassination! That axe looked so real! Great participation from the Mexican delegation!

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      1. NotoriousUWM‏ @stevenmuir7007 8 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion when @EltonJohn wrestled that bear. That was great.

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