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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 7 Feb 2014

    Russian Officials Praise United States' Continued Oppressive Treatment Of Homosexual Athletes http://onion.com/1f29TSg pic.twitter.com/wsnUs8j12W

    12:09 PM - 7 Feb 2014
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      2. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Our hourly reminder that The Onion LOVES gays. Thanks, I'd nearly forgotten. Is there no other topic left to parody?

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Grim Darkflame‏ @GrimDarkflame 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @FatLittleChaz

        @FatLittleChaz @TheOnion It's called "current events", bub, and the event right now is the Olympics in Russia and their systemic bigotry.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @GrimDarkflame

        @GrimDarkflame @TheOnion Hey, thanks for the update, bub. Have you not received Onion tweets over the last few months? Their agenda is real.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Grim Darkflame‏ @GrimDarkflame 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @FatLittleChaz

        @FatLittleChaz @TheOnion I dunno, maybe I didn't notice because it's been a big year for gay people, and in the UK we consider them human?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @GrimDarkflame

        @GrimDarkflame @TheOnion Pat yourself and your country on the back in one stroke. Seems like a personal agenda with you, so I get the point.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. JusticeBob‏ @Justice_Bob 28 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I think you all should move to Russia and experience freedom and maybe then you can all feel smug together in common hatred.

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      1. Mal‏ @Malinoma716 8 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion haha

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      1. Neil Hasselquist‏ @NeilHasselquist 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Fuckin'Stupid!

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      1. Chilton Silverback‏ @Steve_Fitzer 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This article is so gay.

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      1. Michael Emond‏ @MichaelEmond 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That was taken out of context. After he won the NBA finals he was asked how he would celebrate. "Fuckin' faggot(s)" was his reply.

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      1. Andrew butcher‏ @andyjdbutch 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion jeysus, you need a fleet of whhhaaambulances for these whiney windowlickers.

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      1. John Epler‏Verified account @eplerjc 7 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Full credit to Kobe, he owned up to how awful it was and has even pushed back against his own fans using homophobic language.

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      2. DGo81‏ @DGo81 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion dude said it in anger, as I have many times. I have zero issue with homosexuality. Good grief...

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      3. Adam Watson‏ @AtomWatson 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @DGo81

        @DGo81 then use another exploitive.

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      2. Health&WellnessCoach‏ @AchieveNsucceed 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion that's not true? I don't believe it! That disgusts me! Not sure it even deserves my reaction post...#idontbelieveitsatruequote

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      4. Health&WellnessCoach‏ @AchieveNsucceed 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @Chip3Bag

        @Chip3Bag I'm in shock!!! Ugh...

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      1. Ray Ricky Rivera‏ @RayRickyRivera 7 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😂😂“@TheOnion: Russian Officials Praise United States' Continued Oppressive Treatment Of Homo http://onion.com/1f29TSg  pic.twitter.com/Gb7ldNwlIa”

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