@TheOnion WHAT??? Why should there be any deaths???
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@TheOnion -A "tolerable threshold" just made me chuckle...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Russian Officials Promise Low Death Toll For Olympics http://onion.com/1g2dNOn ”. Wow how about not mentioning 'death' at all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion u guys are goodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Russian Officials Promise Low Death Toll For Olympics" Sure, if it doesn't include dogsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Russian Officials Promise Low Death Toll For Olympics http://onion.com/1g2dNOn ”How reassuring!#sochi2014Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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