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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Feb 2014

    [American Voices] DMX To Fight George Zimmerman In Boxing Match http://onion.com/1bzFj4A  #WhatDoYouThink?

    2:28 PM - 6 Feb 2014
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      1. c e j u LEÑO‏ @robertow0 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion porn for idiots

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      1. coachhayes‏ @coachrthayes 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Stop all of this. Just drop it. We're gonna let someone open up shop and profit off of this? Oh, no. That's how Ruff Ryders roll.

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      1. Catherine‏ @ckmack 6 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] DMX To Fight George Zimmerman In Boxing Match http://onion.com/1bzFj4A  #WhatDoYouThink?” @rovingblade

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      1. Ty‏ @ttkier 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion couldn't even make this up!

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      1. the Discourse Moron‏ @discoursemoron 6 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] DMX To Fight George Zimmerman In Boxing Match http://onion.com/1bzFj4A  "The healing process begins"

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      1. ♛This is Billy ♛‏ @ThisisBillyNYC 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Zimmerman should not be considered a celebrity. He said he was afraid for his life w/ Travon and now he's a boxer.

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      1. Rebel Hell‏ @RebelEll 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion #WhatDoYouThink I hope DMX kicks the crap out of GZ. What a dick!

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      1. Andrew Scorza‏ @ScorztheYounger 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion the best that can come of it is best friendspic.twitter.com/dp5HtXo1yZ

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      1. MikO Hammam‏ @thebestnation 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion I think ž is going to lose cause he smokes crack an Zimmerman is going to start the white supremacist uprising ..

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      1. Jeremy Diemert‏ @DiemertJeremy 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion This pisses me off to no end, but I do hope DMX beats the crap out of him. #WhatDoYouThink?

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      1. Robert Scheer‏Verified account @bobscheer 6 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] DMX To Fight George Zimmerman In Boxing Match http://onion.com/1bzFj4A  #WhatDoYouThink?” Will T. Harding ref?

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      1. Jeremy Diemert‏ @DiemertJeremy 6 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion George Zimmerman is a despicable piece of filth! #WhatDoYouThink?

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