Brilliant RT @TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Lifehttp://onion.com/1e4s9ZT
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The day we BAN BANKS is the day ALIENS will land and tell us "YOU PASSED THE TEST...Welcome to the GALACTIC COMMUNITY"
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lolol “
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This is beyond magnificent. “
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@TheOnion@Greenpeace Haha puts a different angle on the usual human arrogance and presumption that we are a benefit wherever we goThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@mdichristina Funny! LOL!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Greenpeace GENIOUS!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL! "
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@TheOnion "if i end up with humans the rest of the planets will stop talking to me."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson "I shot an arrow..." RT@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Lifehttp://onion.com/1e4s9ZTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Me too. RT
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@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1e4s9ZT ” I would be terrified too!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1e4s9ZT -oh how true The Onion can beThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1e4s9ZT ”. Can you blame it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"those parasites" RT
@TheOnion @CWAPdotCWAP Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Lifehttp://onion.com/1e4s9ZTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I feel the same way. RT
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@TheOnion run. Run Now!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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