@TheOnion or beer, wine, candy and soda.
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@TheOnion "I don’t want cigarettes sold in the same place I get my flu shot, Red Bull, and mini-donuts."http://onion.com/1cW2OWGThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I don’t want cigarettes sold in the same place I get my flu shot, Red Bull, and mini-donuts." http://onion.com/1cW2OWG ”@ICSCThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] "I don’t want cigarettes sold in same place I get flu shot, Red Bull & mini-donuts." http://onion.com/1cW2OWGThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@NPRinskeep So all those Americans are going to stop shopping at Walmart too, then?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't forget the soda and chips lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mattyglesias RT@TheOnion [American Voices] "I don’t want cigarettes sold in the same place I get my flu shot, Red Bull, and mini-donuts."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion whatever. We need to stop telling people what to do with their bodies. If u want to smoke, do it. If not don't.#lifemadesimpleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@NPRinskeep This was right under a POTUS tweet in my feed. My work addled brain thought@BarackObama said that. I need sleep!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I don’t want cigarettes sold in the same place I get my flu shot, Red Bull, and mini-donuts."”Don't forget movie theater candy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion voice of reason, indeed. LOL!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stfu...lmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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