ha! good one, via @markgillingham @TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Lifehttp://onion.com/1g2xPqv
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@TheOnion possibly your best ever piece of journalism. 2014 Pulitzer Prize candidate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion : Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1g2xPqvThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1g2xPqv#thehumansarecomingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just tell them not to lower their standards from "Intelligent Life" to "Human Life".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1g2xPqv ” I would be terrified, too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1g2xPqv ” i can empathize.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And again brilliant from
@TheOnion "Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1g2xPqv ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We're on the way.#HumansLiftedLookOUTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1g2xPqv ” AAAAAAAAHMAZING!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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