@TheOnion "The blonde one, not the tall brown-haired one.” Lmao. Gold!
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@TheOnion Yuck! Just thought of Woody Allen. -
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@TheOnion Hmmm….a little creepy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Local Company Introduces New Take Your Daughter’s Friend To Work Day http://onion.com/1fuVDTt ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and the gary glitters of the world rejoiceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HilariousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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