“@TheOnion: Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Have Never Met Willem Dafoe http://onion.com/1fFvymQ ” @OfficerKeibsley the country we live in...
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@TheOnion: Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Have Never Met Willem Dafoe http://onion.com/1fFvymQ ” I'm in the majority on this oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Have Never Met Willem Dafoe http://onion.com/1fFvymQ ” lol!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but I have met#WillemDafoe, he held the door of a bar open for me, nice guyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Poor shmucks! Listen to this: “
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@TheOnion: Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Have Never Met Willem Dafoe http://onion.com/1fFvymQ ” Good to know I am not alone!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I once had a Wilem Dafoe living under my bed once." Stewie GriffinThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Further studies suggest that more than 99% of Americans are not Willem Dafoe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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