@TheOnion There Shall be 3% dividend http://igg.me/at/EPHOT/x/6260465 …
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@TheOnion either Chris Christy or Edward Snowden said that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't they just take his word for it with the urine thing?#yuck#howthehelldoyouprovethatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He is an alien.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion life of pi livesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He doesnt looked starved and yet he has no sunburn and his hands look like he hasnt done a days work I say Bull SHIT.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: “Big deal. I ate turtles & drank my urine for 13 months w/out stepping foot outside my house.” http://onion.com/1ilzoBq ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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