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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Feb 2014

    Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By Woody Allen:http://onion.com/1kFArO8 

    10:10 AM - 3 Feb 2014
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    • kamille virginia André Alessi Elaine Halloween-nah Black WeMiss Russell Jones Pete Lukach Not Around Anymore John DeSio out of context charlspooky 🎃
    21 replies 105 retweets 85 likes
      1. sara goldstein‏ @sarachasen 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Giving up Woody Allen films is about as easy as giving up smashing myself in the head with a mallet. @TheOnion:http://onion.com/1kFArO8 

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      1. Our Lady of the Unnecessarily Cumbersome Username‏ @kealr 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @chris_london “@TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By Woody Allen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 ”

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      1. Laura Michelle‏ @MsLDubbs 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I forced myself on a child AND made 'Bananas'" MT @TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I?http://onion.com/1kFArO8 

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      1. Amy Tiernan Ulness‏ @AmyLeigh336 3 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion Spot on!!

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      1.  🦋Brianna  🦋‏ @raininblack 3 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By Woody Allen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 ” <----so good

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      1. danny abel‏ @_dabel 3 Feb 2014
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        Smart. RT“@TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By Woody Allen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 ”

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      1. CatB‏ @Brokeback_Cat 3 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By #WoodyAllen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 ”

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      2. Giulia‏ @giugirg 3 Feb 2014
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        Giulia Retweeted The Onion

        Trigger warning. @TheOnion takes the cake with satirical column from Woody Allen. #BelieveSurvivors #IStandWithDylanhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/430402903031812096 …

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        Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By Woody Allen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 
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      3. National DV Registry‏ @DVDatabase 15 Feb 2014
        Replying to @giugirg

        @giugirg @TheOnion #IsatndwithDylan http://bit.ly/1nBMzzh 

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      1. a ghost or some shit‏ @RyanNorthPole 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By Woody Allen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 ” Spot on

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      1. Eric Olsen‏ @e_olsen 3 Feb 2014
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        Oh man. “@TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By Woody Allen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 ”

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      1. barbara carolyn ledb‏ @BarbLedb 3 Feb 2014
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        @TheOnion it will work out for everyoner,and i can take care of myself.

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      1. karen munro‏ @BaileyPittipat 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Must read

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      1. barbara carolyn ledb‏ @BarbLedb 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I'M A BIG GIRL NOW AND I CAN TASKE CARE OF MYSELF. I STILL LOVE ROLFY,AND WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE WILL BRING.

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      1. Peggy Karfilis‏ @ptypk 3 Feb 2014
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        .“@TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By #WoodyAllen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 ” >> via @NomalangaSA

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      1. Mark‏ @aJobforWhiskey 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this says it all: “@TheOnion: Boy, I’ve Really Put You In A Tough Spot, Haven’t I? | Commentary By Woody Allen: http://onion.com/1kFArO8 ”

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      1. Anne Howell‏ @familywhistle 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion ugh

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      2. Robyn Swirling‏ @RSwirling 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Correction: you say he molested his "'adolescent" daughter. She was 7. Unless she hit puberty very early she wasn't yet adolescent

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      3. karen munro‏ @BaileyPittipat 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @RSwirling

        @RSwirling @TheOnion They are speaking of Soon Yi, who was molested by Allen until he ultimately married her, just as Dylan's rape came out

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      4. Robyn Swirling‏ @RSwirling 3 Feb 2014
        Replying to @BaileyPittipat

        @BaileyPittipat @TheOnion Nope, they're talking of Dylan, as separate from Soon YI

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      5. End of conversation

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