@TheOnion that *might* be your darkest joke of all time
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@TheOnion because they grew up? It's because they grew up, right. Time for a bigger decal. Easy as that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion inspired by Hemingway's baby shoes story?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Smallest Stick-Figure Decal Somberly Scraped Off Minivan’s Rear Window. Surely too dark for most (those w/ kids) but funny 2meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oy. I thought this was a cat person jokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It really does take a lot to offend me but that did.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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