“@TheOnion: Man On Vacation Suddenly Realizes No One Feeding His Hostages http://onion.com/1ejO8AH ” never gets old! @neverarriving
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@TheOnion Bye now, sick-oThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is this a true story? Someone should do something. It's just not right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So sad “
@TheOnion: Man On Vacation Suddenly Realizes No One Feeding His Hostages http://onion.com/1ejO8AH ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That awkward moment when... http://onion.com/1ejO8AH#daymadeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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