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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Jan 2014

    Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterdayhttp://onion.com/1aL1G9q 

    4:30 PM - 30 Jan 2014
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    34 replies 103 retweets 121 likes
      1. Jeff Valdez‏ @jeffvaldez 30 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My hero. (Sorry for RTing.) RT @TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterdayhttp://onion.com/1aL1G9q 

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      2. Maggie O'Connor‏ @MaggieOhMaggie 30 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my god. This is about me. "@TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday http://onion.com/1aL1G9q ”

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jack Hittinger‏ @jackhitts 30 Jan 2014
        Replying to @MaggieOhMaggie

        @MaggieOhMaggie @TheOnion If the Onion can satirize anything, it's how polite Midwestern ladies speak.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jack Hittinger‏ @jackhitts 30 Jan 2014
        Replying to @jackhitts

        @MaggieOhMaggie @TheOnion (They also know the dietary habits/concerns of 20-something Midwestern dudes to a T: http://www.theonion.com/articles/increasingly-worried-man-hasnt-yet-come-across-any,35099/ …)

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      2. Kate‏ @katecomplains 31 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday http://onion.com/1aL1G9q ”@k8_thegr8 YOU

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Kate Hardock‏ @k8_thegr8 31 Jan 2014
        Replying to @katecomplains

        @katecomplains @TheOnion bahaha YA CAUGHT ME!! (Also @Shawnsington needs to see this...)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Convention centers = Actually bad‏ @db716 30 Jan 2014
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        lesliedotbrady RT @TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterdayhttp://onion.com/1aL1G9q 

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      1. Linda Quirke‏ @LindaQuirke 30 Jan 2014
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        I call Canadian. @TheOnion Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterdayhttp://onion.com/1aL1G9q 

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      1. Jamie Lee Circus‏ @jandkplus1 1 Feb 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday http://onion.com/1aL1G9q ” @catiewitha_C_

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      1. Pete Griffin‏ @realpetergriffn 30 Jan 2014
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        @LilGreenMonstah you're in the news! “@TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday http://onion.com/1aL1G9q ”

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      1. Joe Walsh‏Verified account @WalshFreedom 30 Jan 2014
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        Did she recently work for #MSNBC? RT@TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterdayhttp://onion.com/1aL1G9q 

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      2. Joey Wolfkill‏ @jwolfkill3 31 Jan 2014
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        @Alice_Carstens @MrChupitos11 RT@TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday http://onion.com/1aL1G9q  Sound like someone?

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      3. Alice‏ @LilRedRunning 31 Jan 2014
        Replying to @jwolfkill3

        @jwolfkill3 @MrChupitos11 @TheOnion Thanksssss. That's why this was created: http://instagram.com/p/i2Q1n4xchd/ 

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      2.  🎃 ashley dye  🌈‏ @ashleycdye 30 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        An article about me. RT @TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterdayhttp://onion.com/1aL1G9q 

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      3.  🎃Michael BOO-hnlein 👻‏ @MichaelBCompany 30 Jan 2014
        Replying to @ashleycdye

        @Ashpony, I have never heard you say these words...now me on the other hand...I get yelled at for how much I say them. @TheOnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4.  🎃 ashley dye  🌈‏ @ashleycdye 30 Jan 2014
        Replying to @MichaelBCompany

        @MichaelBCompany That's because you don't know me.

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      5.  🎃Michael BOO-hnlein 👻‏ @MichaelBCompany 30 Jan 2014
        Replying to @ashleycdye

        @Ashpony maybe that's true...how could one truly know somebody after only four years? #notenoughtime

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      1.  😑‏ @idiom666 30 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion she's a qt

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      1. Rachel Leigh Dolan‏ @therizdiz 30 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday http://onion.com/1aL1G9q ” @langiepants

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