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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jan 2014

    [American Voices] “If poor people had more money, they’d just blow it on buying things.”http://onion.com/1bz4elx 

    2:32 PM - 29 Jan 2014
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      2. Sandra Lee Larsen‏ @wakuwandering 29 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion What a stupid, blind to reality statement! How about buying food as thing to buy IF $ available??

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      1. Yohuru Williams‏ @YohuruWilliams 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @Wleckerhttp://www.ctpost.com/opinion/article/Wages-only-part-of-poverty-problem-5182808.php …

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      1. Tammy Fleck‏ @1964Tf 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion you think so? I say F**K OFF! u cannot say that bout every poor person! Most poor ppl have more morals than the rich! Not all MOST

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      2. Frank‏ @FrankShrugs 29 Jan 2014
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        MT: "@TheOnion: “If poor people had more money, they’d just blow it on buying things.” <-- It's true.

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      3. badgerstatesports‏ @bstatesports 29 Jan 2014
        Replying to @FrankShrugs

        @frankmhobson @TheOnion I love that you're too dumb to get the humor of that statement.

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      2. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 29 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion i love these people who take the onion so damn seriously. XD

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      3. Tammy Fleck‏ @1964Tf 29 Jan 2014
        Replying to @drgnstealth

        @drgnstealth @TheOnion why don't you go EAT AN ONION!

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      4. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 29 Jan 2014
        Replying to @1964Tf

        @1964Tf @TheOnion oh god no, I hate the taste of onions. :)

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      5. Tammy Fleck‏ @1964Tf 29 Jan 2014
        Replying to @drgnstealth

        @drgnstealth @TheOnion LOL!!

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      1. Timothy Taylor‏ @ColonialPatriot 31 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion poor people? Why pick on the poor?? To me the onion made a poor quotation....

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      1. Sue‏ @suesue4457 30 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Many people I know are and still live at poverty level. I don't blow away money

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      1. Jeff_guitar‏ @walkingtall1492 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Help Central City Assembly Help The Homeless. http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/cca-s-bathroom-re-model … …

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      1. VKP‏ @vkeltonp 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion BTW Is there going to be a State of the Onion address? •﹏•

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      1. VKP‏ @vkeltonp 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion this one sure would LOL

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      1. Brenda Sue Thompson‏ @oinkbst1987 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Robbie Abed‏ @RobbieAb 29 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: [American Voices] “If poor people had more money, they’d just blow it on buying things.” http://onion.com/1bz4elx ” killing me

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      1. Larry Rowe‏ @oldtimer1968 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion People who sell things for a living might start thinking long and hard about that.

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      1. zushiba‏ @zushiba 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Can confirm. I'm poor and whenever I get money I just buy garbage like food and stuff with it.

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