@TheOnion Just pointing out that he would have been 11 years old in 1997, so don't know what motherfucking car keys he was searching for
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Search For Wallet Self-Narrated http://onion.com/L9C0GX ” Hilarious if you misplace things constantly like I doThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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