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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jan 2014

    “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dadhttp://onion.com/Lm3auS 

    7:37 PM - 28 Jan 2014
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      1. corey ‏ @codutra 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dad http://onion.com/Lm3auS ”

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      1. Kendalyn Smith‏ @kendalynbrooke 29 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dad http://onion.com/Lm3auS ” 😂

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      1. Vickie Eisenstein‏ @VickieIronStone 29 Jan 2014
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        LOL “@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dad http://onion.com/Lm3auS ”

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      1. Maria Traficante‏ @zmbiegblinshark 29 Jan 2014
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        Hah <3"@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dad http://onion.com/Lm3auS "

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      1. Hmmmmm‏ @kumputirgeek 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Country was a mess before Barack. What's your response now? Own your failures and quit blaming.

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      1. royal entertainment‏ @mrspoertry1973 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Funny.....

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      1. Beaver Wheels‏ @beaverwheels 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Mickey Keith‏ @mickey_keith 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion What "Dad" said. Word.

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      1. ge0‏ @11b2p 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dad http://onion.com/Lm3auS ” #SOTU

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      1. Barbara Goudreau‏ @fireflyg1 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion that's pretty polite really but most people totally agree !

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      1. Gaurilla‏ @Gaurilla 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horsesh!t.”-Dad http://onion.com/Lm3auS ”

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      1. Dana‏ @outbeyond 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion lol..

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      1. Nathan Haupt‏ @NateHaupt 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dad @MarciaHaupt Yup!

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      1. Whitney Moseley‏ @whitney_geene 28 Jan 2014
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        .@Willy_mo1959 MT @TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess & this is the explanation we get. Complete horseshit.” —Dadhttp://onion.com/Lm3auS 

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      1. Paul Hardy‏ @PabloDurissimo 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dad http://onion.com/Lm3auS ”

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      1. diggity dan‏ @notdantrapp 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I vote dad in 2016 presidential election

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      1. Bonzo Madrid‏ @Bonzo_Madrid 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: “Country’s a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit.” — Dad http://onion.com/Lm3auS ”haaaaaa

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