@TheOnion @joycelcsison What is this BS. Hahahaa
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Yes! “
@TheOnion: Report: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And... http://onion.com/1b5ML42 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ACJClark :)“@TheOnion: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, And They’re Waiting For You http://onion.com/1b5ML42 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I seriously wish this was actually true lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow! Who needs http://match.com with a list like that!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wait...seriously? Don't fuck with me manThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well there were a few...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn...that's a long listThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion really? If only I could remember my secret crush, LOL! Seriously, I wish I could find him!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't tell my wife. There's a lot out there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Should have waited until next month for this. That would have made Feb 14 interesting!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Guys.
@TheOnion would never give you bad advice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion come on onion lets get married!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I knew it. "
@TheOnion: Report: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And They’re Waiting For You."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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