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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jan 2014

    Report: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And They’re Waiting For Youhttp://onion.com/1b5ML42 

    3:30 PM - 28 Jan 2014
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      1. Macy Denisse‏ @macysevilla 31 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @joycelcsison What is this BS. Hahahaa

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      1. Zoë Hall‏ @starbop 29 Jan 2014
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        Yes! “@TheOnion: Report: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And... http://onion.com/1b5ML42 ”

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      1. Lynsey‏ @pigletfairy 29 Jan 2014
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        @ACJClark :)“@TheOnion: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, And They’re Waiting For You http://onion.com/1b5ML42 ”

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      1. Braeden Paul‏ @braedenpaul95 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I seriously wish this was actually true lol

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      1. morag‏ @parks_girl 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion wow! Who needs http://match.com  with a list like that!

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      1. rinzler‏ @yojimbo12345 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion wait...seriously? Don't fuck with me man

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      1. Will Cooper‏ @willcooper99 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @ellenkett @sarahhenson13 #believe

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      1. Lisa Anderson‏ @lja3535_lisa 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion well there were a few...

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      1. John Hugunin‏ @jmhugunin 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Damn...that's a long list

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      1. Tammy Fleck‏ @1964Tf 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion really? If only I could remember my secret crush, LOL! Seriously, I wish I could find him!

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      1. Dan Driscoll‏ @AHS1974 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Don't tell my wife. There's a lot out there.

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      1. Mikki‏ @Klokkedal 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @tbskyen While this is a satire article, it has a good point! Seize the day and take you chance! You might regret you didn't

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      1. Michael A Boyadjian‏ @MABoyadjian 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Should have waited until next month for this. That would have made Feb 14 interesting!

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      1. Zach Alwin‏ @ZachAlwin 28 Jan 2014
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        Guys. @TheOnion would never give you bad advice.

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      1. Jenny Does Dallas‏ @jennydoesdallas 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion come on onion lets get married!

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      1. Ethan Ruby‏ @barracudaruby 28 Jan 2014
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        I knew it. "@TheOnion: Report: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And They’re Waiting For You."

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