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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jan 2014

    "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB pic.twitter.com/UxWILZRZ1Q

    1:06 PM - 28 Jan 2014
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      2. Arerry‏ @__arerry__ 28 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Racist >>> RT @TheOnion "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB pic.twitter.com/3f4K6nmnol

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      3. Ward Harkavy‏ @WHarkavy 28 Jan 2014
        Replying to @__arerry__

        It's the opposite. Do we even have to say it mocks her shallowness about tragedy? @Sancheez_Renvee @TheOnion

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      4. Arerry‏ @__arerry__ 28 Jan 2014
        Replying to @WHarkavy

        @WHarkavy @TheOnion It is open racism

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      5. eech‏ @sainteej 28 Jan 2014
        Replying to @__arerry__

        @Sancheez_Renvee @WHarkavy WHAT? How would you ever percieve this as being racism? Even if it wasn't satire, it would not be.

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      1. Alison Blanchet‏ @alisongriz 28 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        insightful//“@TheOnion: "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB  pic.twitter.com/8PC1WpYdoN”

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      1. TAD NELZKO‏ @TADNELZKO 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB  pic.twitter.com/fiVdT7bDuW” hahaha

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      1. Phil Musson‏ @philmusson 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Honestly, I cant even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB  pic.twitter.com/m2R9GyjO8v” HAHA so true

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      1. Behind The Mirror‏ @illegalorders 29 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB  pic.twitter.com/ddbfiquiGN” @NateMart

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      1. bljyck‏ @fairtirade 28 Jan 2014
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        RT @TheOnion "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB  pic.twitter.com/c7ZyBqDB6N cc @whydev

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      1. J.R. Sullivan‏ @JRSullivan90 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @thehouseutc

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      1. Ted Fatsman Parody‏ @HeDoneSaidIt 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB  pic.twitter.com/2MBA7Ul1lA” #soreal

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      1. David Nehrt-Flores‏ @floresstl 28 Jan 2014
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        RT @TheOnion "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB pic.twitter.com/eyU9AUWoba

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      1. Jorge E.‏ @yorch_v 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Honestly, I can’t even imagine going back to my old Facebook photo." http://onion.com/1jFzTtB  pic.twitter.com/btUVx2DnQG” / @TForToyo

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      2. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞  🦎‏ @jklions 28 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Sancheez_Renvee yeah you clearly don't get it...

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      1. Vanessa Mae‏ @nessamaeSF 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hanselmaass pretttttttty much

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      1. Brett Western‏ @sportdoc13 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion wow. Inspiring.

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      2. R. Ramirez Morales‏ @RRamirezMorales 29 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Sarcasm. Pure & bitter. @deedre

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      3. Dee Rose‏ @deedre 29 Jan 2014
        Replying to @RRamirezMorales

        @RRamirezMorales @TheOnion the Facebook post they did of this one is quite funny.

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      1. Mike Diccicco‏ @mikediccicco 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion The tears are running down my face. Well done, young lady, well done.

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