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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Jan 2014

    "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on romantically since meeting you."http://onion.com/1i7UF2a 

    10:20 AM - 28 Jan 2014
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      1. brandon ashurst‏ @brandonashurst 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @Southbayside I always had a hunch that this was the case all along. Sounds scientific enough for me.

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      1. Kymberli D‏ @Kymberli8 28 Jan 2014
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        LMAO! 💖😹😸👸“@TheOnion: "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on romantically since meeting you."

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      1. Taryn Kelly‏ @TarynKelly7 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes, I know.

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      1. barbara carolyn ledb‏ @BarbLedb 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion i won't make the first move,i'm afraid they will laugh at me,old lady what the hell do you think you're doimg?

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      1. Neetu Ghodke‏ @neetu_chem 28 Jan 2014
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        @theonion lol!may not be true for all, esp those who fall in love wid every1 they meet.

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      1. J.D.‏ @juanviejo 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I feel that way too...

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      1. Rosie‏ @Winter_Rose007 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on romantically since meeting you." < Obvs.

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      1. Kevin Hogue‏ @Kevin_Hogue 28 Jan 2014
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        Thank. God. RT @TheOnion: Our analysis revealed that none of your crushes has been able to move on since meeting you. http://onion.com/1i7UF2a 

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      1. Sara‏ @bonjoursara 28 Jan 2014
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        Fucking love @TheOnion

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      1. أميره‏ @Parisakhann 28 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on.. " http://onion.com/1i7UF2a ” lol!!! 😂

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      1. christa lajoie‏ @askungen01 28 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion RT "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on romantically since meeting you." I knew it!

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