@TheOnion @Southbayside I always had a hunch that this was the case all along. Sounds scientific enough for me.
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LMAO!



“@TheOnion: "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on romantically since meeting you."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes, I know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i won't make the first move,i'm afraid they will laugh at me,old lady what the hell do you think you're doimg?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion lol!may not be true for all, esp those who fall in love wid every1 they meet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel that way too...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on romantically since meeting you." < Obvs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thank. God. RT
@TheOnion: Our analysis revealed that none of your crushes has been able to move on since meeting you. http://onion.com/1i7UF2aThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Fucking love
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@TheOnion: "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on.. " http://onion.com/1i7UF2a ” lol!!!
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@TheOnion RT "Our analysis revealed that not one of your crushes has ever been able to move on romantically since meeting you." I knew it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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