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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Jan 2014

    Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Awardhttp://onion.com/1n4w15n 

    6:15 AM - 27 Jan 2014
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      2. Rhiannon McNulty‏ @rhiannonmmc 27 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” @emily_louise13 since you ❤ them!

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      1. Rachel Robertson‏ @_rachrobertson 27 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” @claire_cooper

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      2. Ron‏ @RonnieBryce 27 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” @james__woody another onion great

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      3. James Wood‏ @james__woody 27 Jan 2014
        Replying to @RonnieBryce

        @RonnieBryce @TheOnion haha yeah the bit with the square brackets is my fav bit

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      1. e.b. bartels‏ @eb_bartels 27 Jan 2014
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        @Tuckneverending @LonewolfNumber1 RT @TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Awardhttp://onion.com/1n4w15n 

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      1. Shawn Kostyniuk‏ @theshawnbean 27 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” @jessluss

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      1. Drew Edwards‏ @DrewEdwards12 27 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” I know @MileyCyrus would agree;)

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      1. geoffrey | douglas‏ @gtothaoff 27 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” @jeremyotorres

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      1. kutz (spooky)‏ @thesuperkutz 27 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion I listened to "Rumours" again last night after seeing this headline. Better than Macklemore? #controversial

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      1. Alyssa Giannone‏ @lysgia 27 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” @jaygeemsg

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      1. Matt Parker‏ @mrparker2 27 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” @KimParkerKY

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      1. Jeremy Scott‏ @jeremyescott 27 Jan 2014
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        RT “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ”

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      1. Lou Showalker‏ @cariboulou777 27 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ” @sailboat_ben

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      1. Happy Goldsplatt‏ @StephaniesBrain 27 Jan 2014
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        I love you. “@TheOnion: Album That Has Nothing On Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Rumours’ Wins Grammy Award http://onion.com/1n4w15n ”

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