@TheOnion Wow, people have seemed to forget these articles are satire.
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@TheOnion it worked great for John Lennons careerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: From The Archives: Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral@JamesRosenFNCThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Taylor Swift now teaching course in how to look totally surprised & grateful you guys.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is, by no means humorous or satirical (your stock-in-trade). How about talking about your own funeral?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BAD TASTEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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