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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jan 2014

    Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobbyhttp://onion.com/1aWcQ8S 

    5:15 PM - 26 Jan 2014
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      1. Demon  😈‏ @damon_stewart 26 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobby http://onion.com/1aWcQ8S ”

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      1. chaotic vers‏ @klondyke_bar 26 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobby http://onion.com/1aWcQ8S ” OH MY GOD THE SHADE

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      1. Juliette Moak  🐛 ⏳ 🦋‏ @JulietteMoak 26 Jan 2014
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        RT“@TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobby http://onion.com/1aWcQ8S ”

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      1. Better Than You‏ @plainbetter 26 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Is this a racist thing?

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      1. Linda Schroeder‏ @lindahusker26 26 Jan 2014
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        @MichaelRapaport for you: RT “@TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobby http://onion.com/1aWcQ8S ”

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      1. Chris‏ @Phrommayon 26 Jan 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: @macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available for Sale in Lobbyhttp://www.theonion.com/articles/macklemore-reminds-grammys-audience-about-cds-avai,35061/ …

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      1. Dave Benson‏ @bensonshow 26 Jan 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobbyhttp://onion.com/1aWcQ8S 

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      1. 𝔻𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕜 𝔼𝕧𝕣𝕪‏ @derekevry 26 Jan 2014
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        This!! So much, this!!! “@TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobby http://onion.com/1aWcQ8S ”

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      1. Langston/ChopNShoot‏ @chopnshoot 26 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobby http://onion.com/1aWcQ8S ”

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      1. Katie Tobin Kolnik‏ @KTKolnik 26 Jan 2014
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        hahaha!! “@TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobby http://onion.com/1aWcQ8S ”

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      1. ana‏ @bettysonics 26 Jan 2014
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        yep, no record label RT@TheOnion Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobbyhttp://onion.com/1aWcQ8S 

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      1. Tara----in GA‏ @tarainga 26 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Excellent

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      1. Mister K‏ @KRodge 26 Jan 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobbyhttp://onion.com/1aWcQ8S 

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      1. Jen Uner‏ @jenuner 26 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion CBS reminds west coast audience it doesn't care whether we watch their time-delayed #Grammy broadcast or not.

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      1. DJB‏ @brewdeals 26 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion Be sure to go to his website and click the amazon link!

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      1. Bonnie Datt‏ @BonnieDatt 26 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Macklemore Reminds #Grammys Audience About CDs Available For Sale In Lobby! http://onion.com/1aWcQ8S ”

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      1. Rich Vee‏ @RichVee1 26 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion All jokes aside, congrats to #Mackelmore for winning the #grammy for Best new artist. #KendrickLamar would be my runner-up there.

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