@TheOnion I don't know; I don't think so much of an entity who/that sends his/her/its *child* to die. I one wants to make a sacrifice, U DIE
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@TheOnion if God gave us the internet, explain "2 girls, one cup." Jeebus couldn't have been happy about thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@sonnymandrake@pontifex So wait, does that mean Al Gore is God, then?#internetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah God. Woot Woot Woot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@cherokee_autumn pretty sure this guy took the first step! Lolpic.twitter.com/qLHnwlUJJnThis media may contain sensitive material. Learn more
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@TheOnion Would it be petty of me to point out that "Internet" is a proper noun?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HE is probably angry while reading this - just took away GMail for couple of hoursThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion makes fun of god to compensate for emptinessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheTweetOfGod Dude,@TheOnion is totally giving you props. Maybe take em off the "smite" list for another week?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You hear that,@TheTweetOfGod ? Appreciation abounds.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If only we could follow his example and live our lives with love of all and leave the judgment to him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BS Al Gore created the internet. Even the Pope knows that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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