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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Jan 2014

    Nation’s Lunatics Lament Rising Cost Of Car Meat http://onion.com/1irpWQb 

    12:57 PM - 23 Jan 2014
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    • AnaPaula203 Nicole Ayşe Gül Altıntaş DYL SCOTT THE SCIENCE THOT Ale V. nicci |-/ 🎃 Jason S. Pumpkins at your service ⚓️
    15 replies 79 retweets 118 likes
      1. happy camper‏ @flippet 23 Jan 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @hughlaurie Wow, was that written by Sarah Palin?

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      1. Jake M‏ @REDmanMOUNT 23 Jan 2014
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        @greenoooooooo worth the read RT @TheOnion: Nation’s Lunatics Lament Rising Cost Of Car Meat http://onion.com/1irpWQb 

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      1. Kev O'Neill‏ @kon23uk 25 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie Are you having a benefit concert for these poor souls? If so, can I volunteer to embezzle the proceeds?

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      1. Loop‏ @bigloop1 24 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie hilarious mad lib

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      1. Blake Henderson‏ @BlakeHenderson4 24 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Lunatics Lament Rising Cost Of Car Meat http://onion.com/1irpWQb ”

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      1. nathalie lanners‏ @eilathan01 23 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie at the risk of looking stupid but what the f... Is car meat? 😳

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      2. alan jeffreys‏ @meltingglass 23 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie Watch out for the prion in the Prius!

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      3. Martina‏ @martina__1974 23 Jan 2014
        Replying to @meltingglass

        @meltingglass @hughlaurie Sure, who would want a mad car disease :))

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      2. Erika Turvaville‏ @turvaville 23 Jan 2014
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        Should I be worried that I'm feeling this pinch so much?“@TheOnion: Nation’s Lunatics Lament Rising Cost Of Car Meat http://onion.com/1irpWQb ”

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      3. Jared Steward‏ @JaredSteward 24 Jan 2014
        Replying to @turvaville

        @turvaville @TheOnion wow I have absolutely no idea what that article means.

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      1. Fury_USA‏ @usa_fury 23 Jan 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Nation’s Lunatics Lament Rising Cost Of Car Meat http://onion.com/1irpWQb ”. Lol

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      1. Gillean 🇨🇦‏ @GilleanSays 23 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie alrighty then!

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      1.  🔥Blossom 🔥  📚 #FBPE‏ @BlossomY42 23 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie that's fabulous!

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      1. MadameFruitcake‏ @DilaraErgun 23 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie What did I just read? O.O

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      1. chala ferguson‏ @littlegreen39 23 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie what about fiat bacon?

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      1. Christina‏ @Christina197908 23 Jan 2014
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        @TheOnion @hughlaurie LMAO! I'm suddenly hungry, and don't know why!! ;)~

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