@TheOnion It's insane how well you get inside the human mind.
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@TheOnion: They haven’t been able to plow my street, so I don’t think there’s a way for me to make it in -Tim Carlson, liar"@IsaiahVodenikThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#SnowFiction. I was chased by neighbors#PolarBear My#igloo blew up nextdoors#hottub Hands froze onto my#cleaningladies breastsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Awesome!! lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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