@TheOnion thought this was @NightValeRadio for a moment.
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@Willowbottom RT@TheOnion Tips For Keeping Warm: http://onion.com/1hLGzDq ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion uh, you're gonna have some dummies prescribing to this. Word of 2013 is Selfie.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Cut your chest open and place your appendages inside where it’s nice and toasty .Tips For Keeping Warm: http://onion.com/1hLGzDq ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion great hintThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Could you please remove the penis from Congress' anus. I think that might make everyone warm and fuzzy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And I thought I smelled bad...... On the outside!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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