@TheOnion May god bless them all safe journey, gold medals and free whore's.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion absolute class.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...funny but on a serious note.. please join our digital sendoff for#TeamUSA Thursday by tweeting#GoTeamUSAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh my god, Onion, you just made me pee my pants. -
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